Aku ingat lagi the exact date of this yg memalukan aku so much...haiz...on 5th July 2009 (sunday morning)...arghh..shit!!!...okok..stop mencarut lu...ok...gini~
on saturday last week (4th july la) aku hang out ngan several friends of mine la..then kan, one of them ada la bg tau sesuatu, yg tomorrownya ada open interview di UMS KAL singkatan ntuk University Malaysia Sabah Kampus Antarabangsa Labuan) ***nda pasti la "K" tu ntuk kampus atau Kolej...mana2 saja la..for penolong pegawai class A gred 41
Then kan...on nite, we were preparing everything la...includin the resume segala. Fuh!! semangat la ni kunu...kawan2 aku pun datang juga p rumah aku berkumpul mo buat sama2 la the preparation. once done, kami pun tidur la...(ceyh...nda penah2 tido awal begini)..
On the morning the next day, aku siap bgn awal lg ni..mandi siap2 n everything la..then, after siap suma aku pun start engine kereta and fetched ma friend up then trus direct p UMS la. Skali sampai sana, kira 30 minit awal la kali..(ni suma pasal smngat gila ni)...pastu...lepas my other friend arrived at UMS (altogether kami ada 3 org) kami pun trus la masuk p "dewan yg bukan dewan kuliah"..skali sampai sana...all yg mo participate ni interview ada 11++ org la..nda ingat the exact number...huhu...
Then, ada la kuar satu lelaki (one of the interviewers) n dia kasi kami brief explaination ckit la. That time, bru la kami tau yg interview tu ada 3 questions which need to be answered all..the venue was in the computer lab, so each of us duduk separately...
As for the first ques, kami kena suruh bt essay dlm bm pasal konsep "1malaysia" 300 perkataan dlm 30 min ..adusss...first time tgk ni ques, jantung suda dup dap..dup dap...then kan...aku try assume yg ke 10-10 dlm dewan tu..bukan semua pun jenis yg ambil endah current issue..hahaha..nda tau la kan..just ntuk sedapkan hati...
However, i managed to do it, n finish it on time la...final count, 487 words la...fuhh..bangga woo..(tp nda tau la the content btul atau nda...adeh). As for the second ques, was english essay. Ada beberapa options la there, only severals i remembered, the options were write an essay oso 300 word min in 30 minutes regarding one of the following>>>>apple, computer, music n ada lagi satu..tp nda ingat. I chose Computer..so i wrote intro dia dr zaman btu..sampai la zaman modern kini..cewah....nda tau la ngam atau tidak..tp aku rasa mcm "out" hahahaha....
Then, comes to the final ques, we were required to do a public speaking 1 by 1, in a room regardless dlm english or malay la...tp aku pilih english..sbb klo dalam malay..aku takut aku terpakai bhs kedayan pula nnt..wakakakak..ok..the topic was "peranan university dalam memajukan negara" something like tht la...then kan...my turn was 3rd so..ada 2 org lg bfore me which gave me alot of time to make the preparation...jadi, berabes2 la aku ni me 'memorize' all the points...sampai la my turn to present....
Oh yeah...lupa mo kasi taw...mlm preparation tu kan..kami just bt ala kadar la..
so most of the certificates, kami bawa yg original sbb nda sempat mau photostat sgala. So, masa aku enter the room to present, one of the interviewer asked for my resume and certificates..then kan i say la nda sempat mo photostat..so diorg ambil satu fail...
Then it was my time to do a speech in front of the panels...ehem..ehem....at first, i started quite good la..(bukan mo puji diri sendiri aa) ..then kan..mau sampai suda first point during my speech...tiba2 one of the interviewer stopped me, while looking at my resume...trus dia tnya..kamu aliran pelancongan kan? then dia tanya lagi..if u were the tourism officer, what would u do in order to make labuan one of tourism spot.....sa blank jap....then aku answer la bla2....
Shit, bru aku sedar, yg the third ques which was the speech was like a trick..actually, the third ques wasn't speech, but the interview moment...arghhh..!!! i didnt prepare for tht for couple of minute out there...( i means during 2 ppl before me entered the room la) argghhhh~~~!!
And, the most shit thing was, one of the interviewer is ma sister's friend..siap dia tanya..ko adik kepada penny kan??? (penny is ma sis name)...then aku ckp la ya n trus proceed the interview...
and...and...and...during i was answering question given by other panel, my sis friend belek2 the file and found something tht should not be in the file...shitt....she found a love letter from my kekaseyh and melambai2kan the letter in front of me which distracting me sooo much....fuck!!~~
Questions after questions were given, sampai la part yg aku rasa nda logic ntuk diorg tanya solan tu...one of them asked me...whether i got a gf or not...i cannot answer it as "no" since the sis' friend melambai2kan lg the surat once again...arghhhh!!..so i said yes, n terpaksa la reka cerita supaya they cud assume me as a guy tht not easily agau by cintan..hahahah
after tht, the question went even weirder, just imagine, boleh2 dia tnya aku kaki clubbing or not, then i said no, they didnt believe me, coz to them, my muka is muka2 clubbing..adeh...then i said yes la...and one more time..creating story again on the spot...while creating the story tht i;ve been clubbing recently, the sis' friend took her phone n pretending like she gonna call ma sis...arghhh....she was sooooo annoying....
after done the interview, i know tht i was good in writing essays..but not in face to face interview session...fuck....
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